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June 20, 1997


The Top 5 Signs You're Attending a Bad Law School


    1. In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking.

    2. Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party" by visiting professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz.

    3. Your roommate is on a John Gotti Scholarship.

    4. Can't see the blackboard over Axl Rose's hair.

      and the Number 1 Sign You're Attending a Bad Law School...

    5. The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's no explaining the lipstick, garter belts and high heels.



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Selected from 146 submissions from 50 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (4th #1)
    • Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 2
    • Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel -- 3
    • Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA -- 4
    • Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
    • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

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