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June 21, 2004


The Top 5 Signs You've Hired
the Wrong Interior Decorator


    1. You ask for a "country" decor; he gives you post-Nazi Poland.

    2. Every single room is the same: aqua on one wall, orange on another and Dan Marino's face looking down from the ceiling.

    3. "I call this look 'Abu Ghracious Living.'"

    4. You're not sure exactly what's involved in a "Chuck Berry-style" bathroom, but it can't be good.

      and the Number 1 Sign You've Hired the Wrong Interior Decorator...

    5. Thanks to Escher & Sons, you can no longer find your bathroom.

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Selected from 129 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (10th #1)
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 2
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 3
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 5
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Snog, Australia -- Ambience   (explanation)

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