The Top 5 Reasons You Won't Be Participating in the Summer Olympics

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June 22, 2004

The Top 5 Reasons You Won't Be
Participating in the Summer Olympics

You can't even climb out of the pool without Greenpeace guys showing up to push you back in.
You have as much chance of passing the drug test as Snoop Dogg after a weekend at Tommy Chong's.
USOC officials were actually going along with your "compete in the nude to honor the ancient Greeks" idea until that ugly baton-passing incident.
Sure, you excel at the shot put, but only the shot-put-in-front-of-you-by-the-bartender.
and the Number 1 Reason You Won't Be Participating in the Summer Olympics...
Apparently, some crusading puritan bastard slipped crystal meth onto the list of banned substances.

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Selected from 138 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (18th #1)
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 3
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 4
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator, HM name Hall of Famer
Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Runner Up list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Eddie "Lockjaw" Davis, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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