The Top 5 Signs Tom Cruise Has Gone Nuts

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June 22, 2005

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The Top 5 Signs
Tom Cruise Has Gone Nuts

Admits he proposed to Katie Holmes because he couldn't get Johnny Holmes.
His next PR stunt: dump Katie Holmes for a girl half her age.
He's signed on to co-star in "Battlefield Earth II: Battlefieldier."
Spends hour after hour in a dimly lit room, making shadow puppets of all the women he's failed to satisfy.
and the Number 1 Sign Tom Cruise Has Gone Nuts...
Launched a Scientology jihad, which promptly fell apart when he couldn't get John Travolta and Kirstie Alley out of Dunkin' Donuts.

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