The Top 5 Changes in the New "War of the Worlds"

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June 24, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The new Tom Cruise/Steven Spielberg version of
the H.G. Welles classic The War of the Worlds
is about to invade theaters worldwide. As a
public service, TopFive will now point out how
this new version differs from previous ones.

The Top 5 Changes in the New War of the Worlds

Super-governor Arnold Schwarzenegger single-handedly prevents the hordes of "illegal aliens" from crossing the California border.
Rampaging aliens turn out to be Scientologists on meth.
Original: President immediately declares state of emergency.
New: President first finishes "My Pet Goat."
Elaborate special effects make Tom Cruise seem taller than his co-stars.
and the Number 1 Change in the New War of the Worlds...
Mass hysteria breaks out when the aliens shoot rays that leave buildings intact and humans unharmed but utterly destroy iPods.

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Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 1 (41st #1) Website / Hall of Famer
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