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June 25, 2004


The Top 5 Signs You've Had Too Much to Drink


    1. John Kerry's starting to sound like he's taking a position on something.

    2. In a sudden moment of clarity, Bush's foreign policy strikes you as shrewd and effective.

    3. You see pink elephants... and get them to give you a ride home.

    4. You squish when you blink.

      and the Number 1 Sign You've Had Too Much to Drink...

    5. You are seriously considering voting for Ralph Nader.

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Selected from 116 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 1, 3 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 2
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4, RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4 Website
  • Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- 4
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- List moderator
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Blind Faith, London, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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