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TopFive.com
Time for a walk on the *real* side.
June 26, 2003



Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!




~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~


Over 2,500 people learned they'd lost their jobs
recently when the British Amulet Group fired them
by sending a text message to their cell phones.

Hmmm... wonder what it said?


The Top 25 Pink Slip Text Messages


    1. U Suk*Pak Up

    2. Door/Ass/Out

    3. NanaHeyHey..

    4. L8er, LUser

    5. U R Toast
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