The Top 5 Signs Your Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist

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June 28, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Things are changing again in TopFive land!
Get ready for a big, big, BIG announcement tomorrow.

This week, we once again turn over the
moderating reins to some of our ClubTop5 members.

Today's guest moderator, Brandon Eldridge, is a
19-year-old student at St. Louis College of Pharmacy.
He's been a regular contributor to various TopFive
publications since the tender age of 12.

The Top 5 Signs Your
Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist

First he shrunk his kids and now he must have aimed the thing at your genitals.
She does have the best ideas at the neighborhood watch meetings, but they always involve hiring minions.
Accidentally sent a probe to *your* anus.
Always muttering something about those fools who laughed at him back at the academy.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist...
You caught his tomato plant in your yard nibbling on your daughter's rabbit.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 13-item list!

Selected from 125 submissions from 47 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 1 (21st #1) Website
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 2 Hall of Famer
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
Jennifer Ford, Fort Wayne, IN -- 4 Website
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO -- List moderator
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Topic, Runner Up list name Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Lorenzo Patterson, Compton, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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