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With the #1 pick in this year's draft, TopFive selects...
June 29, 2005


The Top 5 Euphemisms
for Wasting Time


    1. Shampooing the toupee

    2. Heading the Democratic National Committee

    3. Compiling data on the utility of co-managed project workflow vis-a-vis transitioning material from a pre-final phase into an infra-final... is he gone yet?

    4. Tutoring Paris

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Wasting Time...

    5. Kissing the inflate-a-date



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Selected from 128 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (26th #1)
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
  • Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 2
  • Anne Sholl, Myrtle Beach, SC -- 2
  • Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 3 (Hat trick!)
  • Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 4
  • Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 4
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5
  • Dwight Burke, New Castle, DE -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • The White Stripes, Detroit, MI -- Ambience   (explanation)

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