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Gettin' in on the action, with our Handycam in tow.
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June 30, 2003
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Chewing gum giant Wrigley has patented
an anti-impotency gum that contains some
of the same active-ingredients as Viagra.
Seriously.
But how will they market it? Glad you asked...
The Top 15 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogans
(regular version)
- Double your measure, double your gun
- Share a stick with the one you love
- Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to play at night!
- The flavor that never lets you down
- We put the "spear" in "spearmint"
- Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining about how it's never happened before
- Chew it all the way home
- New Wrigley's Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
- Time for the seven-inch stretch!
- Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
- Have *you* had a stick lately?
- Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities
- Forget the flavor -- *you'll* be like a bedpost overnight
and the Number 1 Wrigley Viagra Gum Slogan...
- It's Wrigidly Delicious!
Selected from 119 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (58th #1) Email / Hall of Famer
- Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX -- 2 Email / Website
- Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 2
- Larry Baum, Hong Kong -- 3, 3 Email
- Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 4 Email / Website
- Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5, 11 Email / Website
- Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 5
- Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 6
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6 Email / Hall of Famer
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 7, 15
- Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 7 Email
- Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 8
- Ed Brooksbank, Sacramento, CA -- 9
- Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 10 Email / Website
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 11 Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 12, HM list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Ken Shinodo, Bend, OR -- 13 Hall of Famer
- Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 14
- Kathleen Palmer, Santa Cruz, CA -- Topic
- Alan Wagner, Pittsburg, KS -- Topic
- Rick Welshans, Clinton, MD -- Topic Email
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag Email
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website / Hall of Famer
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Bob Seger, Detroit, MI -- Ambience (explanation)
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