The Top 5 Signs a Co-Worker's Not Really Into Hip-Hop

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Welcome to H-Town, Mr. McGrady!

June 30, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

This week, we're letting some of our
ClubTop5 members sit in the moderator chair.

Today's moderator is Rabbi Crut, A.K.A. Crut Doggie Dawg.
TopFive contributor Mike Cunningham may have said it best:
"Crut does to humor what the guy who took rhyming out of
poetry did to verse." Crut likes to download sleazy, skanky
videos and view downloaded sleazy, skanky videos -- although
his dream is to star in his own sleazy, skanky videos. In his
spare time, he runs a very pathetic humor mailing list.

The Top 5 Signs a Co-Worker's Not Really Into Hip-Hop

Trying desperately to fit in, he keeps erroneously referring to the women at the office as "hos" when they're *clearly* bitches.
Sentences in his memos rarely contain more than five Zs.
Thinks "bling bling" is one of those pandas they want to mate at the zoo.
She's afraid she'll get fired for sexual harassment if she talks about her posse.
and the Number 1 Sign a Co-Worker's Not Really Into Hip-Hop...
His constant discussions of Ol' Dirty Bastard all seem to be directed at his father.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 14-item list!

Selected from 111 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 1 (12th #1) Website
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2 Hall of Famer
Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5, HM list name Website
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- List moderator
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic, Banner Tag, RU name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Naughty by Nature, East Orange, NJ -- Ambience (explanation)




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