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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

German authorities put a 43-year-old man into
psychiatric care recently after he was found living
with his housemate who had been dead for a month.


The Top 15 Signs Your Roommate Is Dead


    1. Every time the phone rings, the caller ID says "GRIM REAPER."

    2. Your date takes one look at him and asks, "What's Keith Richards doing here?"

    3. Note on fridge: "Rent will be late, like me."
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