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July 1, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

This week, we've been letting some of our
ClubTop5 kids crayon in the list choices.

Today's moderator is Kim Loughran.
Kim is an Australian writer who's been
living in Sweden for many, many years.
Could it be the women? The lutfisk?
The taxes? What was the first option again?


The Top 5 Complaints of Zombies


    1. Flesh-colored band-aids don't come in grey.

    2. Giving a friend a high five usually results in the loss of two hands.

    3. Mensa-brains are all hype. Sure, they look plump and juicy, but that bitter disdain taste stays with you your whole afterlife!

    4. Olympic coverage never devotes enough time to the 100-meter stiff-kneed trudge.

      and the Number 1 Complaint of Zombies...

    5. Necrophiliacs who just want you to lie still until they're finished. (It's just *creepy*.)

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list!



Selected from 135 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 1 (20th #1)
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 2
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 3
  • Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
  • Kim Loughran, Stockholm, Sweden -- List moderator
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
  • Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Zombies, St. Albans, Herts, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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