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Shot all in digital video.
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July 3, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
There will be no list tomorrow, due to the Fourth of July
holiday here in the U.S. of A. We'll be back on Monday.
A longtime Top5 reader wrote in last week to say that
he was never insulted by anything in any of our lists --
until he read a recent item about Wiccans (he himself is
a Wiccan). Although he was good-natured about it, it did
get us to wondering how it took us so long to insult him.
The Top 15 Reasons TopFive
Has Never Insulted You
(Part I)
- It's just too PC to use the group epithets that apply to you, you intellectually-impaired ability-challenged Irish-American person of alternative sexuality.
- Because you're a spineless wuss who just sits there and takes it like the little prison bitch you are.
- We tried, but apparently you missed our special "The Top 25 Things We Hate About Trek-Watching, SUV-Driving, D&D-Playing, Stamp-Collecting, Grit-Magazine-Selling White Supremacists" list.
- We've placed you in the "attractive, but dumb enough to possibly agree to sleep with us" category and don't want to hurt our chances.
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