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Not a significant source of other nutrients. July 7, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Reasons Top5 Has Never Insulted You (Part II) Oh, we have, we have. You're just too obtuse to have noticed. By the way: nice haircut. Left-handed feminist surfers are pretty laid back unless we make fun of the way your pendulous breasts swing when you wax your boards. We insult men in descending order of penis size, so you may be waiting a while, Chester. Alphabetically, you're on our list right after Zone Diet followers and zoologists, Sheep-Boy. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.