The Top 5 Rejected Vacation Postcard Captions

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July 8, 2005

The Top 5 Rejected Vacation Postcard Captions

"Scenes from the lesser-known Pamplona tradition: The Crapping of the Pants."
"Gitmo is torture without you!"
"Six blocks from this pristine beach, a not-so-pristine local beauty will do things to your manhood for $5 U.S. that you only thought possible in a Photoshop editor's dream world."
"Get your butt to Singapore: It's caning season!"
and the Number 1 Rejected Vacation Postcard Caption...
"Beautiful Aruba: Come for the hospitality, stay because they can't find your body."

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Selected from 95 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1 (4th #1)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, Topic
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 4
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 5
Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Pink Floyd, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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