The Top 5 Signs Your Life Is Running in Reverse

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July 11, 2005

The Top 5 Signs Your
Life Is Running in Reverse

You find yourself spending hours speaking romantically to a woman after you've had sex with her.
You get married, then have a baby. (Alabama residents only)
After honestly proclaiming your innocence to the entire nation, you take that gullible little smitten intern to the Oval Office and bang her silly.
After your quintuple bypass, you celebrate with a big steak dinner.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Life Is Running in Reverse...
"Aunt Ruby! Great funeral last week!"

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Selected from 97 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 1 (8th #1)
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 3
Marshal Perlman, Irvine, CA -- 4 Website
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Naomi Rose, Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Kris Kross, Atlanta, GA -- Ambience (explanation)




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