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July 12, 2004


The Top 5 Euphemisms for Slacking at Work


    1. In conference with the Olsen twins

    2. Visiting Crawford

    3. Letting opportunity open its own damn door

    4. Zero-tasking

      and the Number 1 Euphemism for Slacking at Work...

    5. Enabling real-time back-end utilization

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Selected from 109 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (20th #1)
  • Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 2
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
  • Sue Prifogle Otte, Rushville, IN -- 5
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- Topic
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Everton Blender, Clarendon, Jamaica -- Ambience   (explanation)

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