The Top 5 Signs the "Today" Show Is Getting Stale

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July 13, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

NBC's "Today" show has been the top-rated morning news
show for 500 consecutive weeks, a streak that started
in 1995. But there are a few cracks in the pavement....

The Top 5 Signs the "Today" Show Is Getting Stale

This year's Sweeps Week featured both "Who in the World Is Katie Couric Banging?" and "What in the Holy Hell Is That in Gene Shalit's Mustache?"
Al Roker: "You're glib, Matt. You don't know the truth about Dual Doppler 6000 radar. I do."
The new cast addition, Al Roker's cousin Oliver, attempts to jump his skateboard over a pool of sharks.
Gene Shalit no longer ends negative reviews with his trademark "Deal with it, beyotch!"
and the Number 1 Sign the "Today" Show Is Getting Stale...
"And today, celebrating her 102nd birthday and continuing to be a drain on Social Security, the health care system and her family, Mrs. Maisie Nordell of Alpharetta, Georgia. Go towards the light, Maisie. Your kids want their spare bedroom back."

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Selected from 94 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH -- 1 (23rd #1)
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 3
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4, 5
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Queers, North Hampton, NH -- Ambience (explanation)




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