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The ultimate reward for an active lifestyle. July 14, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Signs Your Personal Hygiene Efforts Are Insufficient Not only do women say they'd rather be dead than sleep with you, two actually set themselves on fire to make their point. When you try to head the soccer ball, it just sticks there. You easily thwart vampires with the garlic smell emanating from your underwear. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.