The Top 5 Things Overheard at the Women-Running-the-World Conference

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July 14, 2004

The Top 5 Things Overheard at the
Women-Running-the-World Conference

"Listen Miss 'I'm-the-Only-Remaining-Superpower,' just remember that we knew you back when you were a lowly Brit stepchild with buck teeth."
"Would someone please get a bicycle for my fish?"
"All right, Arabs? Jews? Over here! We're all going to sit down with Dr. Phil and work this thing out!"
"By a unanimous vote, the 'Share the Pain' measure to stretch male anuses to 10 cm during childbirth is hereby passed."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Women-Running-the-World Conference...
"These summits are all the same: Solve the world's problems before lunch, then spend the rest of the day trying to divide the check."

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Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 5
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
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Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- HM list name
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator
Squeeze, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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