The Top 5 Signs a Spaceship Is Homemade

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July 15, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

A spaceship designed and built by a company
called Scaled Composites recently completed a
successful mission to become the first piloted
private craft to leave the Earth's atmosphere.

The Top 5 Signs a Spaceship Is Homemade

It just plain tastes better than those store-bought spaceships.
The only 'tang on board is the pilot's mistress.
The "heat shield"? A dozen oven mitts glued to a trash-can lid.
The top-secret mission? Launch a spy satellite over Jessica Simpson's shower.
and the Number 1 Sign a Spaceship Is Homemade...
Transmission from Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem."
Transmission from your ship: "Honey, I have a wedgie."

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