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Hasta la pizza, baby.
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July 15, 2005
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
TopFive will be taking our annual summer hiatus
over the next two weeks. Our ClubTop5 members
will be receiving classic lists every day, chosen
carefully from our archive of over 2,000 lists.
The rest of you? Nada. Zilch. Bupkis.
Join ClubTop5 -- it's only $1.50 a month!
The Top 10 Things We'll
Be Doing During Our Break
- They say we're mad, but they'll rue the day we perfect our formula for Cheetos-flavored beer!
- Temporarily relocating TopFive's Customer Service, Sales and IT departments to the living room while Mom fumigates the basement.
- Taking turns marrying Britney. After Chris is done with her, of course.
- Staging "Five8" list-reading shows to raise global awareness of sex-deprived online humor writers. We don't want your money, we want your booty.
- Same as always: Blunts, bling, bitches and 40s.
- Blanketing the Internet in an attempt to get people to say that they're going to "take a Rove" when they have to take a leak.
- Sitting by the creek, eating brie and sipping Chardonnay while watching the bloodhounds look for the bodies.
- Finishing that doctoral dissertation on the subtle charms of tentacle porn.
- Holding our breath till we're back in Chris White's warm, loving embrace -- where the minutes turn into stars and the stars turn into dreams.
and the Number 1 Thing We'll Be Doing During Our Break...
- Finding out who leaked the fact that Bill Muse is the wife of a CIA operative.
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20-item list, plus much MUCH more.
Join today!
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Selected from 124 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 1 (43rd #1) Hall of Famer
- Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
- Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 4, 10
- Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 5
- John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 6
- Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 7 Website
- Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- 8 Website / Hall of Famer
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 8
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 8
- Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 9 Hall of Famer
- Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 9
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Mike Keneally & Beer for Dolphins, San Diego, CA -- Ambience (explanation)
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