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Quick-Fried to a Crackly Crunch
July 16, 1997


The Top 5 Signs Your Librarian Is Nuts


    1. No matter what book you ask for, she hands you a piece of toast and a Q-tip.

    2. Uses the "Dewar's Decimal System," which involves regular belts of scotch.

    3. Instead of a simple "Shhhh," uses a bullhorn to say, "One more sound and I cap yo' ass!"

    4. Flashes patrons and yells, "Hey! Check *this* out!"

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Librarian is Nuts...

    5. Leans over to whisper something and bites off half your right ear.



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Selected from 119 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 1 (11th #1)
    • Martell Stroup, Reno, NV -- 2
    • Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel -- 3
    • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3
    • Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 4
    • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA -- 5
    • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA -- Topic
    • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- Topic
    • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor

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