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This list has been refurbished by the manufacturer.
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July 17, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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The Top 16 Things We Wish We Had Never Said
(Part I)
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in
by our lovely and talented ClubTop5 members.
- "An Amway-selling Scientologist? How fascinating! Come right on in."
- "Another goth vampire wannabe? Bite me!"
- "Hey, for a laugh, let's trick those godless Americans into *thinking* we've got weapons of mass destruction when all we've really got are mountains of sand!"
- "I'm not paying to have it dry-cleaned -- it's from the Gap, for God's sake! Just put a little club soda on it and it'll come right out, Monica."
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