The Top 5 Signs You're Not at the Real Olympics

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July 17, 1996

The Top 5 Signs You're Not at the Real Olympics

Crack open that gold medal -- it's Choc-O-Licious!
10-meter platform dive replaced with tire swing competition.
Alpha Theta fails in bid for fourth consecutive gold medal in distance vomiting.
Winner of the long jump? Not Carl, but *Emmanuel* Lewis.
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign You're Not at the Real Olympics...
Basketball halftime score: Klingons 35, Romulans 32.

Selected from 183 submissions by 54 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 1 (3rd #1)
Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 2, 5
Alexander Clemens, San Francisco, CA -- 3 (Rookie!)
Matthew Miller, Tuscaloosa, AL -- 4, Topic (Rookie!)
John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 5
Lee Oeth, San Diego, CA -- 5
Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister




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