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July 18, 2003



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The Top 16 Things We Wish We Had Never Said
(Part II)


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today's list was compiled from submissions sent in
by our lovely and talented ClubTop5 members.


    1. "I'm voting for Nader. It won't make a difference in the election, but it'll definitely get the Democrats' attention."

    2. "I'll bet a splash of Aqua Velva would feel refreshing on my newly shaved scrotum."

    3. "Man, being Martha Stewart's lawyer is boring. I wish something interesting would happen."

    4. "I bet your breasts would look great in zero gravity."
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