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July 19, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Here's part two of our list regarding an Oklahoma
judge who supposedly pleasured himself DURING TRIALS.


The Top 5 Reasons for Masturbating in Court
(Part II)


    1. The defendant's mouth says, "Not guilty," but his eyes say, "Guilty as hell."

    2. Well, the judge *did* ask for DNA evidence.

    3. Hey, Justice may be blind, but she's got a great rack.

    4. Who wouldn't get excited conducting all those Jennifer Lopez divorce proceedings?

      and the Number 1 Reason for Masturbating in Court...

    5. Because it pleases the court, dammit!

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 14-item list!



Selected from 140 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 1 (11th #1)
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 1 (18th #1)
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3
  • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 4, HM list name Hall of Famer
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- 4
  • Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 4
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 4
  • Peg Warner, Exeter, NH -- 5 Website
  • About a dozen people -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Lindisfarne, Newcastle-on-Tyne, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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