The Top 5 Ways Chris Celebrated His Birthday Yesterday

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July 22, 2004

The Top 5 Ways Chris
Celebrated His Birthday Yesterday

Had too much to drink and got a bit rowdy at Chuck E. Cheese's, then got his ass kicked by 16-year-old in a rat costume. Again.
Glued to CNN Headline News, fantasizing about Jenna Bush's tongue.
"With all due respect, Mr. Vice President, I'm not even sure that's physically possible -- but I'll give it my best shot, Sir."
Got his free annual mullet-trimming during NASCAR commercial breaks.
and the Number 1 Way Chris Celebrated His Birthday Yesterday...
Negotiated for a 30-minute conjugal visit, then spent the extra 27 minutes watching The Golden Girls.

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Selected from 116 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (4th #1)
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 3, Banner Tag
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 3
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 4 Hall of Famer
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Jane Siberry, Toronto, ON, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)




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