The Top 5 Signs You're a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body

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July 23, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You're a Woman
Trapped in a Man's Body
(Part I)

You decide to set up a low-cal salad booth at the chili cookoff.
You find yourself constantly changing batting gloves so you don't wear the same style as the guy hitting ahead of you.
Those guys in the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog look perfectly straight to you.
You're an undefeated professional boxer whose manager insists that all your fights be scheduled within a three-day window of any month.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body...
You were really pissed that the naked woman at your bachelor party took up valuable cake-space.

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Selected from 114 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 1, Topic (7th #1) Website
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 2
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 4 Website
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 5
Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Honorable Mention list name
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Kinks, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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