The Top 5 Signs You've Gone to the Wrong Tattoo Parlor

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July 18, 1996

The Top 5 Signs You've Gone
to the Wrong Tattoo Parlor

Tipper Gore in next chair getting her hair done.
The only bikes parked outside are Schwinns and Huffys.
You're served petit fours and cappuccino while waiting.
Nothing sterile in sight, unless you count the employees with their court-ordered vasectomies.
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign You've Gone to the Wrong Tattoo Parlor...
Your "Jesus on the Cross" constantly mistaken for "Gabe Kaplan Playing Golf."

Selected from 131 by 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 1, 19, Topic (2nd #1)
Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA -- 2
Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 3, 11
Duncan Carling, San Francisco, CA -- 4
Dee Anne Phillips, Shreveport, LA -- 5
Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister




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