The Top 5 Signs You're a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body

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July 26, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You're a
Woman Trapped in a Man's Body
(Part II)

In order to make yourself look prettier, you choose some absolute dogs to appear with you in Sweatin' to the Oldies.
Every time you try to seduce some guy at a bar, you get your pretty ass kicked.
The other truckers have been giving you strange looks since you tricked out your rig in a bitchin' "Hello Kitty" theme.
"Ray, do these Wrangler boot-cuts make my keester look fat?"
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Woman Trapped in a Man's Body...
You're the only guy on the construction crew who can explain why deodorant tampons are a bad idea.

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Selected from 114 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 1 (5th #1) Website
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Marshal Perlman, Irvine, CA -- 4 Website
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 5
Gloria Monti, Oberlin, OH -- Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Honorable Mention list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Tina Turner, Nutbush, TN -- Ambience (explanation)




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