The Top 5 Signs You're a Man Trapped in a Woman's Body

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July 27, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Now for a look at the
other side of the coin...

The Top 5 Signs You're a Man
Trapped in a Woman's Body
(Part I)

At the Macy's cosmetics counter, you always look for the saleswoman with the nicest ass and buy whatever she's selling.
More than once you've heard yourself say, "You're not getting NEAR me with that thing."
You're fluent in Oprahspeak.
Nothing brings a smile to your lips and a song to your heart like a well-aimed rubber band at a sweater-clad Chihuahua in a purse.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Man Trapped in a Woman's Body...
Your self breast exams last for hours. Twice daily.

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Selected from 112 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 1 (3rd #1)
Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 2
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Marshal Perlman, Irvine, CA -- 4 Website
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Kent 3, Bellingham, WA -- Ambience (explanation)




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