The Top 5 Signs You're a Man Trapped in a Woman's Body

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July 28, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You're a Man
Trapped in a Woman's Body
(Part II)

You're the only woman in the office who heads to the restroom with a full coffee mug and the USA Today sports section.
Your friends find you drunk in the restroom yelling "Show us yer tits!" at the lavatory mirror.
Those tiny bits of chaw stuck in your lipstick.
You have a fine appreciation for the subtle genius and brilliant comic timing that is Andrew Dice Clay.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Man Trapped in a Woman's Body...
You haven't been invited for a girls' night out since your infamous "farting the alphabet" incident.

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Selected from 112 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 1 (4th #1 - 2 in a row!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 3
Mark D. Sabien, What Cheer, IA -- 4, 5 Website
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Runner Up list name
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Richard Thompson, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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