The Top 5 Things Overheard During Saddam's Trial

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July 29, 2004

The Top 5 Things Overheard
During Saddam's Trial

"Well, yes, he does kinda look like Billy Joel, now that you mention it."
"He was found living in a hole and has been in prison ever since, yet he *still* looks healthier than Cheney."
"I would never order the deaths of my fellow citizens. However, we did respond in self defense after an epidemic of people charged our firing squads, single file."
"Your Honor, the soldiers who found Mr. Hussein would like to apologize to the court for not shooting him instead."
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard During Saddam's Trial...
"Bail is set at 'when monkeys fly out of my butt singing show tunes.'"

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