The Top 5 Side Effects of the Heat Wave

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August 2, 2005

The Top 5 Side Effects of the Heat Wave
(Part II)

White House staffers keep cool by passing around a towel containing Karl Rove's heart.
Ben Affleck gets invited to parties just so people can stand near the coolness of his career.
Melting silicone causes the Playboy mansion to echo with the sound of breasts slapping against knees.
Seventeen sweltering cheerleaders spent from practice, and only four Bomb Pops left in the cooler. Today, my friend, is the day dropping out of college to drive an ice cream truck finally pays off.
and the Number 1 Side Effect of the Heat Wave...
Your inflatable girlfriend catches fire during re-entry.

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Selected from 152 submissions from 53 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 1 (8th #1)
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 2 Website
Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 5 Website / Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Topic
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
The Troggs, Andover, Hampshire, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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