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August 5, 2005
The Top 5 New Endings to the Phrase "It's all fun and games until...."
- ... until one of the kids at the party asks you to put the two halves of his mom back together.
- ... until you realize he's not THAT Jason Alexander.
- ... until even Johnny Knoxville tells you you're nuts.
- ... until she asks if you've ever seen "The Crying Game."
and the Number 1 New Ending to the Phrase "It's all fun and games until...."
- ... until you realize you shot Ronald Reagan to try to win the affection of a lesbian.
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Selected from 159 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 1 (10th #1)
- Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 2
- Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 4 Website / Hall of Famer
- Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 5 Website
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Pearl City, HI -- Topic
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- The Isley Brothers, Cincinnati, OH -- Ambience (explanation)
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