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August 6, 1996
The Top 5 Differences If the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland
- Barbells marked "10,000 Pounds" absurdly easy to lift.
- A petulant Pluto demands chance to race for record 10th dog biscuit.
- The Little Mermaid takes home a record 49 gold medals in swimming events.
- "Gymnastic gold or no gymnastic gold, you're too short for the rides!"
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Difference If the Olympics Were Held at Disneyland...
- Synchronized swimmers don't just look goofy -- they *ARE* Goofy!
Selected from 139 submissions by 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO -- 1 (Rookie! -- 1st #1!)
- David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 2 (Rookie!)
- Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 3
- Peg Warner, Bangor, ME -- 4
- Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 5
- Galen Tatsuo Komatsu, Hawaii! -- Topic
- Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister
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