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August 12, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
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whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Nearly everyone's heard of Bravo's Queer Eye for the
Straight Guy, the hit TV show in which five gay guys
attempt to coach a straight guy on the finer points of
good taste. Most people, though, aren't aware that there's
a show from the opposite point of view, in which straight
guys try to get a gay guy to act more, well, straight.
The Top 18 Things Heard on "Straight Eye for the Queer Guy"
- "Okay, see that ticker on the bottom of the screen showing up-to-date sports scores? Never noticed that before, did ya?"
- "For your face-care regimen, I'm switching you to a Norelco rechargeable shaver, followed by a splash of Old Spice. They're both primary sponsors of Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Winston Cup car."
- "First things first: Let's teach you the difference between dirty and unwearable."
- "Never shave on a weekend, unless you're going to a wedding where you have a chance at nailing a bridesmaid."
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