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Fair and Balanced! August 14, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 16 Snippets of Bad Film Noir Dialogue (Part I) "He had the look of an ornery cuss who would shoot a man for snoring. I began to suspect that my night at the sleep disorder clinic was going to be a bumpy one." "Her perfume lingered in my memory, like that goddamned 'It's a Small World' song." "She ate dinner like old people hump -- slow and sloppy." "I've got five bucks that says you won't pull that trigger." "Good. I need that dough to buy bullets." © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.