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August 15, 2003



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The Top 16 Bad Snippets of Film Noir Dialogue
(Part II)


    1. "The look in her eyes spelled 'troulbe,' although my dyslexia makes it difficult to know for sure."

    2. "You won't leave here if you know what's good for you." "If I knew what's good for me, I wouldn't have paid $8.50 to see 'Gigli.'"

    3. "She had a face that could stop a clock, but since we were in Switzerland, I could get it fixed easily so I wouldn't be late for my 4:30 yoga class."

    4. "She sauntered in, looking like she'd just stepped off the pages of a high-class fashion magazine, and all I could think was what I wouldn't give to be the subscription card that drops into her luscious lap."
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