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TopFive.com
Honey, we're home!
August 16, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

We're back! Didja miss us?

Another summer hiatus comes to a close.
Time to make the humor donuts again.
Let's start with a two-parter, shall we?


The Top 5 City Slogans
(Part I)


    1. New York, NY: Come for the hookers; stay 'cause you can urinate in public!

    2. Washington, DC: A wholly owned subsidiary of Halliburton, Inc.

    3. Detroit: Now 11 percent less homicidey!

    4. Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN: The Mary-Kate and Ashley of municipalities.

      and the Number 1 City Slogan...

    5. Intercourse, PA: As close to the real thing *you'll* ever get, geekboy.

Our ClubTop5 members get to see the entire 15-item list!



Selected from 134 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad, Iraq -- 1 (Woohoo! 1st #1!)
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI -- 3
  • Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
  • Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Honorable Mention list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Jan & Dean, West Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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