The Top 5 Signs You're About to Be Fired

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August 16, 1996

The Top 5 Signs You're About to Be Fired

Mr. Steinbrenner introduces you to the press as "Manager for Life."
Boss casually asks how much TopFive contributors earn per year.
After signing a multi-million, 3-year contract and starting the season 1-15, pitching coach suggests you try throwing with the other arm.
There you are, a happy, successful network television executive, and then one day, out of nowhere -- Bam! An original thought!
and TopFive.com's Number 1 Sign You're About to Be Fired...
Your nose ring fell into the deep fryer AGAIN!

Selected from 108 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Greg Pettit, Houston, TX -- 1 (1st #1!)
George Olson, Colorado Springs, CO -- 2, 5
David E. Spiro, Tucson, AZ -- 3
Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3
Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- 4
Kermit Woodall, Richmond, VA -- 4
Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 4
Blair Bostick, Alexandria, VA -- 4
Mystery Contributor, New York, NY -- Topic
Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister




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