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Early Bird special: 14 list items for the price of 5. August 18, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 14 Things Overheard in New York City During the Blackout "Does something smell funny to you? ... No, I mean funnier than usual." "What the hell are all those twinkling things in the sky?" "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? No? Then kindly unhand my wiener." "You got stuck at the top of the Empire State Building? Big deal! *I* got stuck in a mammography machine!" © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.