The Top 5 Signs You're a Lousy Street Performer

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August 18, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You're a Lousy Street Performer

Your "pick a card, any card" shtick would work a whole lot better if you weren't clasping the fanned deck with your asscheeks.
Perhaps miming wasn't the best way to raise money to subsidize your Tourette's medication.
The only "trick" your grinder monkey knows how to perform is "pedestrian watering."
The homeless guy masturbating in front of Wendy's is earning more coin than you.
and the Number 1 Sign You're a Lousy Street Performer...
You finally get the cheers and accolades you deserve, but you had to stumble backward into an open sewer drain to do it.

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Selected from 125 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL -- 1 (15th #1)
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 1 (3rd #1)
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 2 Hall of Famer
John H. Spencer, San Carlos, CA -- 3
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 3
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 4
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- List moderator, RU name Website
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Chuck Bonner, Nashua, NH -- Banner tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Eubie Blake, Baltimore, MD -- Ambience (explanation)




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