The Top 5 Excuses Given by the USA Men's Olympic Basketball Team

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August 20, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

The U.S. Olympic basketball "Dream Team" recently had
their asses handed to them by fearsome Puerto Rico.
The 19-point loss was the first since they started using
NBA players, and speculation for their poor play is rampant.

The Top 5 Excuses Given by the
USA Men's Olympic Basketball Team

Distracted by constant cell-phone calls from their defense lawyers.
Still a little winded from last week's triple-overtime exhibition against those pesky Washington Generals.
When that Puerto Rican point guard, Ricky Martin, shakes his bon-bon, well, who can keep their eyes on the ball?!?
"Who can concentrate in the presence of so much hizzistory?"
and the Number 1 Excuse Given by the USA Men's Olympic Basketball Team...
Ouzo, Boozer. Boozer, Ouzo.

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