The Top 5 Signs You're Becoming Obsessed With the Olympics

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August 24, 2004

The Top 5 Signs You're
Becoming Obsessed With the Olympics

You now have five interlocked rings dangling from your nipples.
You filled your cubicle with sand and started referring to the department as "Beach QA."
These days you only hire very petite hookers, and you insist that they wear spandex, talk like chipmunks and have chalk powder all over their hands.
You now insist everyone call you "The Fredpedo."
and the Number 1 Sign You're Becoming Obsessed With the Olympics...
You begin singing "The Star-Spangled Banner" if you finish peeing before the guy at the next urinal.

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Selected from 111 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chun Ho, Honolulu, HI -- 1 (11th #1)
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- 4 Website
Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 5
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 5
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- List moderator, RU list name
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- HM list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Rolling Stones, London, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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