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TopFive.com
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August 25, 1997


The Top 5 Chinese Translations
of English Movie Titles


    1. "Twister" - "Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!"

    2. "Field of Dreams" - "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield"

    3. "Barb Wire" - "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You"

    4. "Batman & Robin" - "Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy"

      and the Number 1 Chinese Translation of an English Movie Title...

    5. "The Crying Game" - "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"



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Selected from 96 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1 (13th #1)
    • Sam Evans, Charleston, SC -- 2
    • Gene/Cynthia Markins-Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 3
    • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 4
    • Caroline Gennity, Virginia Beach, VA -- 5
    • Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY -- Topic
    • Nathan Hansar, Australia -- Banner Tag
    • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor
    • David Bowie, Mustique -- Ambience

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