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If Elected, We Will Not Serve
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August 26, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
As most of you have heard by now, Californians might
be recalling their governor and replacing him with
one of hundreds of people who have filed to run.
For the rest of this week, we're going to concentrate
on two or three candidates each day and help them
come up with attention-getting campaign slogans.
Today's victims are the two Arnolds:
Bodybuilder and action-movie hero Arnold Schwarzenegger and
Gary Coleman, who played Arnold on TV's "Diff'rent Strokes."
The Top 10 Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Slogans
- Of Course He's Sincere: We Already Know He Can't Act
- Vote for Someone With Experience Screwing a Democrat
- Schwarzenegger: Be Thankful I'm Not a Write-In Candidate
The Top 10 Gary Coleman Campaign Slogans
- Size Doesn't Matter, Right Guys?
- Still Not Nearly as Low as Clinton
- Vote for Me, or I'll Have Todd Put a Cap in Yo' Ass
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