The Top 5 Reasons for Low Attendance at the 2004 Olympics

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August 26, 2004

The Top 5 Reasons for Low Attendance at the 2004 Olympics

Wouldn't you need some sort of crazy time machine to travel seven hours ahead?
Heavy competition from annual dance festival on the nearby island of Lambada.
Athenians busy working phones in order to become a host city for The Simple Life 3.
It's more convenient to masturbate to women's beach volleyball at home.
and the Number 1 Reason for Low Attendance at the 2004 Olympics...
Spectacular failure of the "Greece, You're Whole!" radio campaign.

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Selected from 117 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (60th #1) Website / Hall of Famer
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 3, Topic Website
Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 4 Website
David Hyatt, New York, NY -- 5 Website
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX -- Topic
Pat Sajak, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Website
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag, HM list name
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Yanni! -- Ambience (explanation)




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